Thursday, April 1, 2010

Eat Me

Take a knife,
Peel my skin off.
Then fillet my flesh
And dice it.
Throw it in a skillet
And brown the meat.
Toss my bones
To your faithful dog
Or keep them to make a broth.
When meat is brown,
Add vegetables
And stir fry.
Season with my tears
And sweat,
Expressed from my tear ducts
And skin.
Remove and place
On a platter.
Garnish with my eyeballs
And teeth,
And serve.

Bon Appetit!!